Fox News: Sept. 14, 2008

Steve Doocy and Sean Hannity are blaming Barack Obama for the destruction of Hurricane Ike. "It's all Barack Hussein Obama's fault", Doocy claimed, while repeating the Senator's full name as many times as possible within the next 60 seconds. Hannity then went a step further, "Barack Obama's associations with left wing radicals such as Wright, Phleger, and Ayers is completely to blame for this natural disaster. There consistent attacks on America has brought down nature's wrath." In other news Hannity also lauded President Bush for creating such a strong economy, ridding the world of terrorists, and having such a wonderful sense of humor. It is reported, but not confirmed, that he later danced in a circle with Doocy, O'Reilly, and Dick Morris over a burning picture of Obama, Biden, and the Clintons while singing white nationalist songs and wearing a Hal Turner t-shirt.